Gonorrhea

Girl:(Crying ) Doctor help me, my boyfriend has killed me . Dr. Akpos: What! what did he do to you? Girl: CHAI! I said my boyfriend had sent me to my early grave . Dr. Akpos: Talk to me na, what has he done this time around? (Akpos kissed the girl) is this what he did to u? Girl: yes, and even worse. Dr. Akpos: Well that’s no reason to say dat he has killed you. Girl: (still crying ) But, he took my cloth off. Dr. Akpos: You mean like this? (Akpos took off the girl’s clothes) Girl: yes oh. Dr. Akpos: Is that why you are crying like a baby? Girl: But, he had sex with me. Dr. Akpos: You mean like this? Akpos had sex with the girl. Girl: yes. Dr. Akpos: Hmmm, this small thing? Girl: No you don’t understand, he did even worse. Dr. Akpos: Worse than what I just did? What could be worse? Girl: He gave me GONORRHEA! Akpos fainted!