Sunday, 13 July 2014

Missing wife

Akpos goes to a police station to report that his wife is missing. The following conversation ensued: ..Akpos: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back.. Inspector: What is her height? Akpos: I never checked.. Inspector: Slim or robust? Akpos: Not slim, can be robust.. Inspector: Color of eyes? Akpos: Never noticed.. Inspector: Color of hair? Akpos: Changes according to season.. Inspector: What was she wearing? Akpos: Not sure if it was a dress or suit.. Inspector: Was she driving? Akpos: Yes.. Inspector: Color of car? Akpos: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door……….and…and…(starts weeping).. Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.

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