Sunday, 13 July 2014
Missing wife
Akpos goes to a police station to report that his wife is missing.
The following conversation ensued:
..Akpos: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn’t come back..
Inspector: What is her height?
Akpos: I never checked..
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Akpos: Not slim, can be robust..
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Akpos: Never noticed..
Inspector: Color of hair?
Akpos: Changes according to season..
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Akpos: Not sure if it was a dress or suit..
Inspector: Was she driving?
Akpos: Yes..
Inspector: Color of car?
Akpos: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine
generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed
tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has
full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left
door……….and…and…(starts weeping)..
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.
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