Funny African Proverbs

1.When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- 2.Kenya Proverb.. It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb.. 3.No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb.. 4.An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb.. 5.The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South- African Proverb.. 6.The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb.. 7.A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb.. 8.No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb.. 9.It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum- Ghanaian Proverb.. 10.If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb.. 11.The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb.. 12.An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb.. 13.The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerian Proverb. 14.If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb.. 15.There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb.. 16.The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb.. 17.A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb.. 18.He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb..