Akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The following conversation ensued:
Ekaitte: [Smiles and holds Akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me that Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine?
Akpos: No.
Ekaitte: But you promised?
Akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate Valentine.
Ekaitte: Who told you? Even Pastor preached about Valentine in Church last week.
Akpos: I’m now a Muslim
Ekaitte? What! Since when?
Akpos: Yesterday. And if you don’t mind, I want to go and say my final prayer for the day.
Ekaiite [Gets up angrily and heads for the door] You are not serious! It’s over between us.
Akpos: [Excited] No problem!
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