The Dead Dog

A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. PASTOR: No, we can't hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you. MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of $ 1million? The pastor shouted and asked, why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian?