Condom And Rat

Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed. "What are you looking for dad?" Akpos asks. "errm... A rat just darted under the bed now. So I'm searching for where it hid?" His father replies. "So errrm dad... If you find the rat, will you have sex with the rat?"