Clash Of The Teachers

Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Others teachers were trooping in one after the other to join in the feisty argument… ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant fight! Teachers manoeuvring themselves in the presence of their pupils. CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I’ll balance your equation with acid and base. MATHS TEACHER: Please! Please!... Stop, before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers’ list. CRK TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth, forgive them cause they do not know what they are doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behaviour, I’ll draw a scale of preference to know who’s at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument, your phonet is voiceless, your treble and your auto lack vocal sound. HISTORY TEACHER: I’ll compare this fight with that of fight between the Greeks and the Persians in 245 AD. BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens. The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing. I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis.