Sunday, 13 July 2014
6 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL FIRE:- LOL
1: Your phone is full of different types of
porn and
you
have the Holy Bible in the same device.
2: Your breast has been pressed more
than the
T.V remote in your parlour.
3: You've had sex more than your age
( years).
4: You see a mad woman and you quickly
have
an
erection.
5: Your pastor is praying and he says"First
of all" and
the first thing that comes to your mind is
"Go down low".
6: Your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all
I want is
your" and you silently say "Your waist".
Am sorry, but if you fall in any of this category then you
can't make OUR Heaven...
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