Monday, 16 June 2014

The Clear Difference

A foreign girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi: GUY: May I know a bit about you? GIRL: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst with Dell, I am single with one adorable daughter. I live at Crown Heights, New York in my own apartment... A Naija babe sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi: GUY: Babe you look good. May I know a little about you? BABE: What about me do you want to know? GUY: What's your name? BABE: Can't you see it on my profile? GUY: How old are you? BABE: Guess... GUY: What do you do for a living? BABE: See JAMB question o! GUY: Well I guess I should just let you be since you really don't wanna tell me anything about you. BABE: It's like you're hot-tempered! Abeg o!!

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