Perfect Man

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Ama:
Ama: I’m looking for a husband.
Akpos: What kind of man do you want?
Ama: I need a man who is 6.5ft tall, handsome, a PhD holder, God-fearing, Akuapim (tribe), non-Catholic and respectful.
Akpos: Take clay and mould him yourself.

Funny African Proverbs II

The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ghana)

He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

If the alarm of a China phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. (South Africa)

The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Kenya)

An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)